Gotta Grade 'em All!

This is a song that sprouted from the depths of Ravenclaw’s chat when Bologna made a joke about the Pokemon song using homework. So I give you:

Gotta Grade 'em All! - Written by Lyra Westenberg (To the tune of 'Gotta Catch ‘em all!’)

I wanna be the professor,
that grades them in a day,
to read them is my real test,
to grade them is my course!

I will travel,
across the school,
searching far and wide.

Teaching smol children,
to understand,
the magic that’s inside!

Professors!
Gotta grade 'em all,
its me and books,
I know my pro-fess-ion!

Ohhh you’re my favorite book,
in a school we must defend!

Professors!
Gotta grade 'em all,
words so true,
our writing will pull us through!

You teach me,
and I will learn,
Pro-fess-oooor!

Gotta grade 'em allll, yeahh

Every homework along the way,
pencils I will face!
I will grade every day,
to claim my rightful rank!

Come and grade,
the time is right,
there’s no better prof!

Arm in arm we’ll grade the work,
it’s always been my dream!

Professors!
Gotta grade 'em all,
its me and books,
I know my pro-fess-ion!

Ohhh you’re my favorite book,
in a school we must defend!

Professors!
Gotta grade 'em all!
Words so true,
our writing will pull us through!

professors!

You teach me,
and I will learn,
Pro-fess-oors!

GOTTA GRADE 'EM ALL!

dun dun dun

gotta grade 'em all

gotta grade 'em allllll

yeAHH GOTTA GRADE 'EM ALL

do do dod do

Professors!
Gotta grade 'em allll
its me and books!
I know its my pro-fess-ion

Ohh you’re my favorite book
In a school we must defend!

Professors!
Gotta grade 'em all!
Words so true
our writing will pull us through

You teach me
and I will learn
Pro-fess-ors!

gotta grade 'em all
gotta grade 'em all

PROFESSORS!

-On behalf of Ravenclaw we don’t apologize for reaching maximum Nerd-drive <3-

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I’m disowning Ravenclaw. -packs bags and looks at Slytherin-

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This is why I love ravenclaws xD

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Wow I really love le Ravens xD

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This was great.

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Yeah, I’m switching houses when I can…

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This is why I want to join Ravenclaw (even though the song is super lame)

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This needs to be sung in karaoke channel thank u

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Bellona is now my spirit animal.

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