Hogwart's Got Parodies!

Hello Stars and Starlets

If you have found this post, you are invited to participate in a magical new forums event! What could this faaabulous activity be, you ask?

We’re updating the Hogwarts music discs, and turning to the players for help!

We need 10 songs, since two of them are handled already. ;3

The Rules:


  1. All participants must enter a song that is of their own invention, whether it be original or a parody. This means you CAN NOT submit a parody written by someone else.
  2. Your song must be server appropriate.
  3. Your song should be magical, or reference the magical world.
  4. Please no blood-status elite songs (as fun as they are). This is in-rp racism, kinda, and not okay for music.
  5. Completely original compositions are acceptable if you also supply an original melody. It’s extra work but it’s up to you if you’d like to attempt it! (As in you completely write a new song, not a parody. To clarify.)

How the winners will be chosen:


YOU will all vote on the winners submissions in a later post! One song representing each house will be chosen, regardless of votes, so keep that in mind when submitting. Each house will have a song. That leaves room for 6 songs not relating to the four Houses.

Prizes:


Winning submissions will go on to a special follow-up event, and make their way on to the server. Their lyricists will be credited accordingly in-game for all of Knockturn time!

All songs should follow this format and be submitted in this thread by (edited) November 1st:

RP Name: (Ex: Almerian MacCraith)
IGN: (Ex: AlmerianMC)
Parody Song Name: (Example: That awful ravenclaw song)
Song Parodied: (Ex: Friday by Rebecca Black)
Link for melody if needed: (Nope, sounds like Friday by R. B.)
9 Likes

b-but i love the parodies we have now ;-;

3 Likes

I know, but it’s time for a revamp! Let’s have some fun with our new tunes, now that it can come from our own community. ;3

4 Likes

Got a quick question for the sanity of people’s ears, are we singing these ourselves? And if that’s a yes, is it our voice that will be on the disc if we win?

2 Likes

For now, you’re only submitting lyrics in written form. ;3

The lyrics themselves will move on to the next round, details to come later.

1 Like

Aaand pardon the double post. I’m actually gonna go ahead and put the first entry so everyone has an example.

RP Name: Almerian MacCraith
IGN: AlmerianMC
Parody Song Name: Stupefy, Expelliarmus, Protego, Episkey!
Song Parodied: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Link for melody if needed: N/A

Lyrics

It’s Stupefy, Expelliarmus, Protego, Episkey!
With that set of dueling spells
You’re guaranteed to miss me
If I cast them well enough
Maybe my crush will kiss me
Stupefy, Expelliarmus, Protego, Episkey!
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I

Because I was too scared to cast
When I was young and small
My teacher gave me notes to take
And study in the halls
But then one day I found some spells
That made it seem alright
And now I am never afraid
If I get in a fight!

Oh, Stupefy, Expelliarmus, Protego, Episkey!
With that set of dueling spells
You’re guaranteed to miss me
If I cast them well enough
Maybe my crush will kiss me
Stupefy, Expelliarmus, Protego, Episkey!
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I

I graduated from Hogwarts and traveled the whole world
I’d use my spells when in a pinch, I was a clever girl
When dark and vicious wizards try to break or bully me
I think of those four spells I learned and know how to proceed

Stupefy, Expelliarmus, Protego, Episkey!
With that set of dueling spells
You’re guaranteed to miss me
If I cast them well enough
Maybe my crush will kiss me
Stupefy, Expelliarmus, Protego, Episkey!

Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I

So if a villain has you caught,
No method of escape,
Just recall these four spells
And you’ll find you’ve got away
But better use them carefully
Or they can give you hell

For example
Yes?
One night I cast them at the staff and almost got expelled!

It’s Stupefy, Expelliarmus, Protego, Episkey!
Stupefy, Expelliarmus, Protego, Episkey!
Stupefy, Expelliarmus, Protego, Episkey!
Stupefy, Expelliarmus, Protego, Episkey!

11 Likes

I’ll have you know the Ravenclaw song is the best song

4 Likes

I agree with Bambi on this one /shrug

2 Likes

Ok so how can i change the all star lyrics :thinking:

3 Likes

RP Name: Cris Malfoy
IGN: Ctr56
Parody Song Name: Set Fire to the Great Hall
Song Parodied: Set Fire to the Rain by Adele
Link for melody if needed: N/A

Lyrics

I let it fall, my quill
And as it fell with everything else
A dark patch and I was over
When the ink spilled on my essay

My hands, too strong
There was nothing I could do
I reached for my wand
But I was the wrong move

Everything falling, I had tipped the table, the table
And I tried to fix the but wasn’t able, able
To control the magic that flared inside of me

And I set fire to the Great
Watched it light up in front of my eyes
I was scared and alone
And nothing could stop the storm, the storm

As I lay on the floor
Couldn’t stay here but couldn’t get up
I was helpless, defenseless
It happened so fast nothing made sense.

Everything falling, I had tipped the table, the table
And I tried to fix the but wasn’t able, able
To control the magic that flared inside of me

And I set fire to the Great
Watched it light up in front of my eyes
I was scared and alone
And nothing could stop the storm, the storm
I set fire to the Great Hall
Watching the world turn to flames
And I felt I would die
I knew this might be my time, my time

I woke up with a knock on the door
Gasping for air, almost on the floor
It had been just a dream after all
A vivid one, that still makes my skin crawl

I set fire to the Great
Watched it light up in front of my eyes
I was scared and alone
And nothing could stop the storm, the storm
I set fire to the Great Hall
Watching the world turn to flames
And I felt I would die
I knew this might be my time, my time

Oooh, I let it burn
Oooh, I let it burn

11 Likes

RP Name: Jordan Owen / Alexandros Nesimi
IGN: Muzika
Parody Song Name: Dear Hogwarts Students
Song Parodied: Dear Theodosia
Link for melody if needed: Not needed but I do have my reference score.

Reference Score

https://musescore.com/user/4571841/scores/2841501

Lyrics

Dear young new students, I’ve some tips for you.
To help you out
To get you on your feet
I will lead you in this world and soon, you’ll be casting.

Patiently waiting for the next lesson,
Wandering in the massive Hogwarts castle
When you cast, you raise your wand and blow my mind
And I know that you’re so smart.

You will grow up in the world of magic,
We’ll teach and mentor you, we’ll help you learn it all.
If we teach you all that we can teach you,
You’ll grow and graduate, you’ll explore the world with us
And you’ll learn all that you can
All day, all day
Yeah you’ll blow us all away,
Someday, someday.

Oh, students when you fly you are set free,
On quid
Watch them fly by,
Can you see the little golden snitch?
You could be up in the air as well

Oh, students when you cast you smile so bright
That spell
When you cast, I realize
You are so strong.

I never had a helper (I never had a helper)
I swear that
I’ll be a friend for you
I will watch out for you
I’ll guide you to your classes
I’ll help you earn galleons
I’ll make this world crystal clear for you

(You) will grow up in the world of magic,
We’ll teach and mentor you, we’ll help you learn it all.
If we teach you all that we can teach you,
You’ll grow and graduate, you’ll explore the world with us
And you’ll learn all that you can,
All day, all day
Yeah you’ll blow us all away
Someday, someday.

Don’t judge me too hard- I did this in 15 minutes while bored in class.

8 Likes

RP Name: Lily Lovegood
IGN: NotVegan_
Parody Song Name: I Am More Powerful
Song Parodied: Count on Me - Bruno Mars
Link for melody if needed: N/A

Lyrics

If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the duel, I’ll kill you, intentionally.
If you ever find yourself in the forest and cant see, I’ll push you farther, intentionally.

Can you find out what spells I’m using?
No, you can’t cause I’m year 7.

You can’t cast the same spells, because you’re year 1.
Mmhm.
You can leave me now or i’ll give you a sly Confringo.
I will.
No, I’m not joking leave right now.

Whoa, whoa
Oh, oh
Yeah, yeah

If you ever find yourself stuck with Baldymort.
I’ll convince him,
to attack.

If you ever forget what spell you tried to kill me with,
Periculum, the red flare spell.

Can you find out what spells I’m using?
No, you can’t cause I’m year 7.

You can’t cast the same spells, because you’re year 1.
Mmhm.
You can leave me now or i’ll give you a sly Confringo.
I will.
No, I’m not joking leave right now.

Oh, oh.
Yeah, Yeah.

I always will be more POWWERRRFUL!
I will always make you CRYYYYYYYYY!

You can’t cast the same spells, because you’re year 1.
Mmhm.
You can leave me now or i’ll give you a sly Confringo.
I will.
No, I’m not joking leave right now.

Oh, Oh.

I can kill you, and you will never learn :>

3 Likes

oof didnt finish

1 Like

RP Name: Austin Crouch
IGN: Poseidons_rage
Parody Song Name: 7 years Wizard
Song Parodied: 7 years old

Lyrics
  1. Once I was seven years old my momma told me

  2. Stop hurting kids You’re a wizard jerry

  3. Once I was seven years old

  • It was a wizard world, but we thought we were better
  1. Pushing each other to the limits, we were learning quicker

  2. By eleven gettings wands and casting spells

  3. Never rich so we were out to make some galleons

  • Once I was eleven years old my daddy told me
  1. There was a letter in the male for me

  2. Once I was eleven years old

  • I always had that power like my daddy before me
  1. So I started casting spells, I started brewing potions

  2. Something about that curses just always seemed to bore me

  3. 'Cause only those I really love will ever really know me

  • Once I was twenty years old, my story got told
  1. Before the morning sun, when life was lonely

  2. Once I was twenty years old

  • I only see my spells, I don’t believe in dueling
  1. 'Cause I know the smallest wizards, they can make it major

  2. I got my boys with me at least those in favor

  3. And if we don’t meet before I leave, I hope I’ll see you later

  • Once I was twenty years old, my wand was stolen
  1. I was writing about spells, I saw before me

  2. Once I was twenty years old

  3. Soon we’ll be thirty years old, our wands have been stole

  4. We’ve traveled around the country and we’re still roaming

  5. Soon we’ll be thirty years old

  • I’m still learning about wizardry
  1. My woman brought baby wizards for me

  2. So I can teach them all I learned

  3. And I can tell them stories

  4. Most of my boys are with me

  5. Some are still out seeking glory

  6. And some I had to leave behind

  7. My brother I’m still not sorry

  • Soon I’ll be sixty years old, my daddy got sixty-one
  1. Remember life and then your life becomes a better one

  2. I made a man so happy when I wrote a letter once

  3. I hope my children come and visit, once or twice a month

  • Soon I’ll be sixty years old, will I think the world is bad
  1. Or will I have a lot of children who can show me

  2. Soon I’ll be sixty years old

  3. Soon I’ll be sixty years old, will I think the world is bad

  4. Or will I have a lot of children who can show me

  5. Soon I’ll be sixty years old

  • Once I was seven years old, momma told me
  1. Stop hurting kids you’re a wizard Jerry

  2. Once I was seven years old

  • Once I was seven years old
    Copied this from the pastebin i made
6 Likes

I cant breathe im laughing so hard

“Once I was seven years old my momma told me
Stop hurting kids You’re a wizard jerry”

“If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the duel, I’ll kill you, intentionally.
If you ever find yourself in the forest and cant see, I’ll push you farther, intentionally.”

this is what happens when you have knockturn players write parodies: violence + memes

STOP HURTING KIDS UR A WIZARD JERRY
thisNEEDStoBeASong

5 Likes

Officially stating that you can enter more than one parody. Also, guys, even if you find a song funny, you don’t know if someone meant it seriously. Please no comments about other people’s songs. :heart:

@Elio You and Daisy can both enter, but only one of you can post it so make absolutely sure you have both your names on it.

Technically I’d prefer as many parodies as possible submitted from individuals rather than teams, but it is your choice. ^^

1 Like

Major edit: Original Post updated with new submission date. Alm can not tell dates.

2 Likes

RP Name: Goose George
IGN: Goose567
Parody Song Name: I’m Gonna Go To Hogwarts!
Song Parodied: King of New York from Newsies on Broadway
Link for melody if needed: This is the instrumental version I used https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POHdsSR-7hk

Lyrics

I’m Gonna Go To Howarts
Spoken
You need a lot of supplies to go to Howarts.
Such as?
Sung
A brand new wand from Ollivanders
An owl, a cat, or even a toad
Magical Theory by Mr. Waffling
A Beginner’s Guide to Transfiguration!

Look at me! I’m gonna go to Howarts.
Suddenly, I’m in diagon
The muggles are gone I’m surrounded by wizards.

Looking around to buy all the stuff McGonnagal sent, like a telescope
And there I be! Clad in wizard gear
As a first year
I’m gonna go to Hogwarts!

A set of brass scales to use in Potions
The book: Magical Drafts and Potions
A plain black hat for daily wearing
All this time I’ve spent preparing!

It’s crazy, I’m gonna go to Hogwarts!
Got my letter, I’m gonna go to Hogwarts!

Wearing a sweater, plain and pitiful
Not as cool as my brand new work robes!

Only a few day till we get to
Hop on the Hogwarts Express to the castle

So let’s get going!
Yeah!
Not right now, first buy more stuff
Cuz I’m gonna go to Hogwarts!

I’m glad that I am not just dreamin’
Look! There’s Skeeter on the Prophet beamin’
Tomorrow I don’t get to come right back her
But Imma enjoy it while I’m right here!
dance break
Look at me, I’m gonna go to Howarts!
Wait and see
Imma be the best witch ever
Yes I will be
Only a few more items to buy and then I’ll hop on the train, oh my!

I guarantee, though it’s not time yet
I’m gonna go to Hogwarts!

So many classes:
Charms with Flitwick, flying with Hooch
Yeah, I’m gonna go to Hogwarts!

History, front page of the Daily Prophet
I’m gonna go to Hogwarts!

5 Likes

RP Name: Khan Barnes
IGN: AngelicaSchyler
Parody Song Name: I hate Potter!
Song Parodied: God, I hate Shakespeare!
Link for melody if needed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=WyOjkFhhrnQ (Words are to the same rhythm

Lyrics

Each number is a different character, and the Ensemble is a group of different people

1: God, I hate Potter!
That right, I said it!

2: No!

1: I do! I hate Potter!

2: Why?

1: I just don’t get it
How a mediocre wizard from a measly little town
Is suddenly the brightest jewel in Godric’s horrible sword
Oh God I hate Potter
His acts are brave but OH NO!
The “great” Potter!
That little turd
He has no sense about the Order of the Phoenix, he makes them feel so dumb
The bastard doesn’t care that my poor wand is getting old.

Ensemble: How can you say that?
How can you say that?

1: It’s easy, I can say it cause it’s absolutely true!

Ensemble: Don’t be Nero, the man is a hero!

1: His virtue is that he’s fooling all of you!

2: But he’s brilliant
What majesty flows from his wand
His spells soar like a blast of lightning
God’s own inspiration like lightning doth strike him
And he captures my goals!

1 (speaking): Jeez, you sound just like him!

2 (speaking): Really? Thanks…

1: You should hate Potter!

2: Well no I don’t, I try to emulate Potter!

1: Well there’s your problem! You’re so blinded by the wizard who’s such a pompous little man

2: Why is it a problem to admit that I’m a fan?

1: Cause he’s a hack
With a knack
For stealing anything he can

Ensemble: How can you say that?
How can you say that?
The man really knows how to cast a spell!
You wish you could cast one
We wish we were a student with him

1: I just wish that he would go away!

2 (speaking): Well that’s not gonna happen,
because everyone I know says that he’s the greatest wizard that the world has ever known!

1: And that’s ANOTHER thing I hate about Potter!
Is all the twits who bloviate about Potter!
And how they prattle on about his great accomplishments, well la-di-da-di-dah!
And once they start their gushing there’s no stopping them
And then it’s blah blah blah blah blah Potter!
And he walks in, it’s dum da dum ta da Potter!
He’s holding court and they say Well you’re such a hero and your casting is divine,
A spell by any other name is casted so well!
And they’re all oh! and he’s all stop and they’re all yay and I’m all ugh
And I’m REALLY getting sick of it!
And oh, oh, oh, oh, I HATE POTTER!

Ensemble: I think by now we sort of know you hate Shakespeare!

1: Pomter! (NOT A SPELLING ERROR)
The way he feigns humility when all he does is gloat
The way he wears that silly cape 'round his throat
The poster child for why no one should ever procreate
Let me make a shorter list so I can give it to you straight:
Every little thing about Potter
Is what I hate!

Ensemble (overlapping): He hates! He hates! He clearly surely really truly hates Potter!

2 (speaking): Don’t hate!

3 Likes

Sorry for double post, but question: Can I submitt a song with my Alt Account? I want to do a Slytherin song and my alt’s in Slytherin

1 Like