How to Close the Gryffindor Door! [10/10 Guide]

So, we all know the classic joke going around the server that Gryffindors can’t close the commonroom door. But, we, the concerned other houses, thought pherhaps they don’t know how! I decided to make a guide to teach Gryffindors exactly how to close the door (or any other houses, for that matter)

Helpers, feel free to use this amazing guide.

TY to Ethan Lovegood for giving me inspiration to write this, and to Blizzard Guevremont for helping me get screenshots.

So, here are the steps to finally having a closed door!!

  1. Locate the actual door you want to go and close. You can do this by typing /guidelist in the Entrance Hall, and then typing /guide wherever you wanna go For this example, we are going to go to the Gryffindor Commonroom!
    Screenshot: https://imgur.com/xYMejpM

  2. Follow the handy dandy yellow brick road to your destination!
    Screenshot: https://imgur.com/bXRDvQF

  3. You will have finally arrived at your destination. But, what’s this? The door is open (of course.) Let’s fix that!!!
    Screenshot: https://imgur.com/VovCvbe

  4. First, you have to know the password. If you don’t already know that, you can type /house (if it’s your commonroom) and get a handy dandy chart that shows the password, like the screenshot. (Password blurred out to protect agains intruders in the Gryffindor commonroom)
    Screenshot: https://imgur.com/rZ8jJBp

  5. Now, you can type the password in! You need to right-click on the door, and you should get chat that says "This Wooden Door is locked. Type /cunlock to open. Since we know the password, due to /house , we can easily type it in!!
    Screenshot: https://imgur.com/EHmiARS

  6. Finally, you can right-click the door again, and it will magically close or open at your will.
    Screenshot: https://imgur.com/1R6Y8El

Please make sure you always shut the door behind you, or else you’ll get sneaky little Ravens, Huffles, or Sneks in your commons, like in the example below.
Example: https://imgur.com/gxPcjZi , https://imgur.com/ysL0xTm

Have fun, now that you know all the secrets to life about closing doors.

Note: This post does not agree with house sneaking into other commonrooms.
Note2: This post in no one intends to upset triggered Gryffindors. We love y’all… even if you do have the worst house.
Note3: This post is meant as a joke, but actually kinda makes sense, and I hate that it is slightly serious. Enjoy

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Being the amazing person that I am, I messed up on the screenshots. I failed at life, as normal. I’ll fix it for all you concerned :C

That’s a guide everyone needs :joy:

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only issue… -le hooffles follow the gryffs to le common room an sneak in right as they close the door :3-

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Aww I remember the Huffle invasion in like December of 2016. Good times :smiley:

Ravenclaws were the best.

Anyway, I don’t promote sneaking in, but like, whatever floats your boat. It’s their fault for not losing ya!

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omg. you just did a great pun accidentally, I live on le boat, ‘whatever floats your boat’ huehuehue -sneaky sneaky hooffle poof :3-

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oml this is amazing haha - I swear this has been a joke for literal years on end and the sad part is I don’t think I’ve never found the gryffindor door closed xD

guys, as much as we love sneaking into your common room (jk), please close your door

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I’ve actually seen it closed before, and I said in Global, so like 5 people came rushing over to see if it was true.

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That’s amazing xD
’guys the gryffindor door is closed!'
entire server rushes over because there’s like a .01% chance of that being true

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Katherine and I held a class a few months ago on how to close the door xD. Didn’t help much…

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One day pherhaps they’ll learn.

I doubt it, has yet to happen in almost a year.

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THE MEME HAS BECOME A REALITY ILY LILLY xD

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Love you too :smiley:
I hate this thread with a passion.

Ten out of ten. I will use this every time a newb gets sorted into Gryffindor.

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Please do, this is what I intended it for. Helpful Helpers Guide~

The sad part is how much this was needed. Hopefully some Gryffindors will learn and Hufflepuffa will stop partying in the Gryffindor common room.

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I made this fully intending it to be a joke that some year 1 Gryffindor would rage at… but it actually turned into a really helpful guide, and I hate it with all I have.

why dem sneks always snekin in

much pun intended

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Memes aside,

This thread is beautiful

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