I have 30 quotes now-

So- I just realized that I have hit 30 quotes. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, which most of you probably don’t- that’s fair. But today is the day I make a forums post because I finally hit 30 quotes… which I didn’t realize until now. Ok anyway- you may be wondering- what are these quotes, why do they exist, and what is Ava doing with quotes? So I like to make quotes lists. I make these for my friends, for all the teachers I hate, and just random quotes I’ve come across from existing. You see, some people collect inspiring quotes, and motivational things- no. If you do that’s amazing, but no. I collect the random, funny, weird, out of context quotes that you really don’t realize how many there are until you see the lists and lists and lists of them I have. Today I would like to share with you my somewhat tiny quotes list from knockturn, that I kept losing and forgot to update until I had the brilliant idea to just keep it on my computer instead of putting it on a random piece of paper that I will probably lose, this happened when Haley said “I attack my teeth.” So anyway, to the point- I hit 30 quotes and I haven’t lost the list yet sooooooo I guess you’re waiting for me to actually give you the list. Well I mean I doubt you’re waiting bc once I actually post this it will all post at the same time instead of like- ok never mind here’s the list.

“I attack my teeth” -Haley

“But also remove their faces” -Tal

“You take your teeth and you just start hitting it” -Ash

“Atm the hari has no value, since wand crafting is a long forgotten project” - Harry

“I wanna tall how no Hannah is” -Smile

"Wait Emmae do I know you?" -Ryan Carrow

“Is she talking to me or the dog” -Theo

“It’s summer so I’m doing summer things, like not using my brain” -Hannah

“Daniel casually struts offstage” -Emma

“I mean, my school has a name and I’m preschooler” -Lilly

“Why is hogwarts turning into splatoon?” -Sasha Lane

“I miss being young, now whenever I try to sit up I’m in pain” -Lilly

“I have returned with the cult cereal” -Lilly

“Tahj is the other Theo” -Tal

"One of the few times I’m mentioned here and it’s because I tried ice in cereal…" -Bass

“Ok chop chop prisoners” -Ellie

“Why did I say that? I’m sorry. It pooped on my head.” -Saige

“I can’t either but I’m so excited. He’s going to be a crab” -Ash

“I’m gonna have to mush her again.” -Dani

“I am trying to stay alive- but this cake simply seems fake” -Michael

“Which would you rather be, a fish or an instrument?” -Bess

“What’s your other account’s name Smol?” -Randy

“Yoink your finger is now yeetus deletus” -Tal

“People from Texas are donkeys! I wonder if you could put chests on them.” -Saaniya

“What tire is immobulus?” -Mia

“I just gave my dog her toy eat backyardigans” -Ash

“Frick, I had a yawny” -Tal

“Yes but I got wipe and it my 7 time bc it falled and I failed” -Jordan Edwards

“It’s pills a Saaniya’s dog” -Saaniya

“I start wars by throwing people out windows all the time.” -Ash

I just want to congratulate anyone who made it onto this list more than once. You must be a very odd person, good for you. cough um yes I know you want a leaderboard.

Ash and Tal are currently tied for 1st with 4 quotes.

Lilly is a close second place with 3.

Saaniya… is the only one with 2 quotes- so she gets third place.

if you were wondering-
will do next forum post once I get to 50

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If anyone is curious for context on my quote… come see Drama Club’s show whenever it happens :eyes:

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@AshleighButler We’re just God-tier weirdos xD

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Oh my, I say a lot of weird quotes lmao. I’m sure if you watched me to try and dig up more it wouldn’t really be that difficult lol

these are amazing. a few friends and i did this in 8th grade for our teachers, we had like 20 google doc pages full of quotes

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Okay so- today was a big day. Do you know why? Well you probably know why if you’re reading this- it’s because I hit 50 “quonks.” So… I don’t need to explain much, because I explained in the original post. Okay also technically there are 52 because I was gonna post at 50 but then in the next 5 minutes I got two more from Tal because she’s a god-tier weirdo. :heart:

So of course before I present to you this wonderful list of quonks, here is the current scoreboard:

  1. Tal - 10
  2. Saige, Lilly, Ash - 4
  3. Ash, Michael - 3
  4. Penny, Katna - 2 1/2
  5. Gel - 2

I think what really needs to be mentioned here is the fact that Tal has 2x the amount of second place- and almost 20% of the quotes on the list are hers

also please let me know if I got anything on the scoreboard wrong because I’m too lazy to double check. too many quonks to count ;-;

I don’t know if you guys want me to post just the last 20 or all 50 but I’m gonna do all 50. Sorry- 52.

1. “I attack my teeth” -Haley
2. “But also remove their faces” -Tal
3. “You take your teeth and you just start hitting it” -Ash
4. “Atm the hari has no value, since wand crafting is a long forgotten project” - Harry
5. “I wanna tall how no Hannah is” -Smile
6. “Wait Emmae do I know you?" -Ryan Carrow
7. “Is she talking to me or the dog” -Theo
8. “It’s summer so I’m doing summer things, like not using my brain” -Hannah
9. “Daniel casually struts offstage” -Emma
10. “I mean, my school has a name and I’m preschooler” -Lilly
11. “Why is hogwarts turning into splatoon?” -Sasha Lane
12. “I miss being young, now whenever I try to sit up I’m in pain” -Lilly
13. “I have returned with the cult cereal” -Lilly
14. “Tahj is the other Theo” -Tal
15. “One of the few times I’m mentioned here and it’s because I tried ice in cereal…" -Bass
16. “Ok chop chop prisoners” -Ellie
17. “Why did I say that? I’m sorry. It pooped on my head.” -Saige
18. “I can’t either but I’m so excited. He’s going to be a crab” -Ash
19. “I’m gonna have to mush her again.” -Dani
20. “I am trying to stay alive- but this cake simply seems fake” -Michael
21. “Which would you rather be, a fish or an instrument?” -Bess
22. “What’s your other account’s name Smol?” -Randy
23. “Yoink your finger is now yeetus deletus” -Tal
24. “People from Texas are donkeys! I wonder if you could put chests on them.” -Saaniya
25. “What tire is immobulus?” -Mia
26. “I just gave my dog her toy eat backyardigans” -Ash
27. “Frick, I had a yawny” -Tal
28. “Yes but I got wipe and it my 7 time bc it falled and I failed” -Jordan
29. “It’s pills a Saaniya’s dog” -Saaniya
30. “I start wars by throwing people out windows all the time.” -Ash
31. “All I have to say is trebuchet” -Saige
32. “Learn how to :poop: on your own” -Angelina
33. “I am an asparagus, f*ck how did you know?” -Michael
34. “I got sucked into a whole genre of fancy bathtubs” -Bell
35. “Obviously I want to be a purple dinosaur” -Michael
36. “I hit the noodle and it screwed me up. Ramen hates me.” -Tal
37. “I thought someone was about to murder me but it was just a sheep.” -Lilly
38. “This community is great, everyone’s running around killing each other.” -Saige
39. “What mime- do you mean the alien? Uh, it was an alien for me. Like, a mime alien.” -Souless
40. “Wait so you put children in an oven?” -Emily
41. “But like real life baby pandas are like weird lizards” -Penny
42. “No, I’m a frayed knot.” -Gel
43. “They have woogly eyes and and when they want noms they go with arms and go boop and grab noms and chomp chomp.” -Penny
44. “I want 27 donut.” -Katna
45. “I feel like ‘I know my spaghetti’ is more open ended in a threatening presence kind of way.” -Katna
46. “It’s a whole timeline of quonks here.” -Katna and Penny
47. “Okay not gonna lie my octopus looks amazing.” -Tal
48. “I’m gonna do a pande come watch me do the pew pew.” -Tal
49. “It’s bark sounded rounder than eeyore.” -Saige
50. “I’m shedding.” -Tal
51. “Hold on let me get my teeth.” -Tal
52. “I have a collection of teeth. Look how much teeth I have, I’m a f*cking tooth fairy.” -Tal

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